Freezer Setup: Line a baking sheet with parchment and clear a flat spot in your freezer so the tray can sit level.
Dice for Success: Hull strawberries and dice into 1/4-inch pieces; if they’re super juicy, blot lightly with a paper towel so the centers freeze creamy, not icy.
Mix the Base: In a bowl, stir Greek yogurt, honey, vanilla, kosher salt, freeze-dried strawberry powder (if using), and lemon zest (if using) until thick and smooth; it should look like spoonable frosting.
Fix the Texture if Needed: If your yogurt mixture seems loose, freeze it 10 minutes to firm up or stir in 1–2 more teaspoons strawberry powder before adding fruit.
Fold in Fruit: Gently fold diced strawberries in so the pieces stay chunky and evenly distributed.
Scoop the Clusters: Scoop 16 mounds (about 1 1/2 inches wide) onto the parchment; keep them domed for that pretty “cross-section” bite.
Freeze Until Solid: Freeze 1 hour 30 minutes to 2 hours, until clusters are rock solid and don’t dent when pressed.
Melt the Dark Chocolate: Melt dark chocolate with coconut oil in 20–30 second bursts, stirring between, until glossy and smooth; let it cool 3–5 minutes so it’s warm and fluid, not hot.
Dip Like a Pro: Work with 4–6 clusters at a time (keep the rest frozen); dip each cluster, lift with a fork, let excess drip 5–8 seconds, then return to parchment.
Troubleshoot on the Spot: If clusters soften, freeze the tray 10 minutes before continuing; if chocolate thickens, microwave 10–15 seconds and stir to loosen.
Drizzle for Drama: Melt white chocolate with coconut oil, transfer to a bag, snip a tiny corner, and zigzag over clusters.
Set and Serve: Freeze 15–20 minutes until fully set; for the best creamy bite, let clusters sit at room temp 2–4 minutes before eating.
Taste and Adjust for Next Time: Before scooping your last few, taste the yogurt base and adjust, add a touch more lemon zest for brightness, 1–2 teaspoons honey for sweetness, strawberry powder for fruit punch; add extra salt only in tiny pinches.