Mash the Magic: Add avocado flesh, lime juice, and kosher salt to a bowl and mash with a fork until creamy but still slightly chunky. Think silky with personality, not baby food.
Fold in the Flavor: Add the diced red onion, jalapeño (seeds included for that Chipotle-style kick), and chopped cilantro. Gently fold everything together so the guacamole stays light and fluffy.
Let the Flavors Wake Up: Let the guacamole rest for about 5–10 minutes. This gives the lime time to brighten everything, the onion to mellow, and the salt to melt perfectly into the avocado.
Taste Like a Chef: Give it a taste and adjust if needed. If it tastes flat, add a tiny pinch more kosher salt. If it feels heavy, squeeze in a little more lime juice. Trust your palate, friend. You’re the boss of this bowl.
Serve and Shine: Serve immediately with tortilla chips, tacos, burrito bowls, or honestly just a spoon if no one’s watching.